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mistletoe by AceroTiburon mistletoe by AceroTiburon
IMPORTANT NOTE.....
apparently..... mistletoe is a white berry....
shows you how much ive been under the mistletoe *is unloved* so i suppose it looks like holly..

BUT... hopefully... you still get the pic.... even tho im an idiot


someone asked me why my other x-mas comic ....why I didnt have mistletoe....

THIS IS WHY..

Jiraiya ruins everything.... but with kakashi's porn senses out of commission... we need someone to pick up his slack ^^

LOL demetri martin said "to make yourself sound creepier... say ladies after everything you say"

SERIOUSLY... TRY IT XD

happy tuesday everyone... not sure if this will be my last post before x0mas so...

merry christmas if im not posting again by then ^^
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:iconcyberweasel89:
Cyberweasel89 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
This might be one of the most perverted jokes I've seen a girl other than me or my girlfriend make. XD
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:iconmoonclaws2324:
moonclaws2324 Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2014
oh my god!!! i love you jiraiya!!! 
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:iconasianpandagirl:
AsianPandaGirl Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL!!!! that's a holly...
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:iconcatcrazygurl94:
catcrazygurl94 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013
Jiraiya, you pervert XD *shake head in a mild amusement*
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:iconkedakaiokami:
KedakaiOkami Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
this is one of those moments where the jaw drops at first and then you pick it up deciding you can totally see them doing something like that.  ha ha ha
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:iconnotsnake14:
NotSnake14 Featured By Owner May 14, 2013
That's something he would do.
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:iconross-sanger:
Ross-Sanger Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
That's holly.
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:iconrawhawk:
Rawhawk Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
wow good idea!!!
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:iconmistercobalt:
MisterCobalt Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lololol thats great!
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:iconblackheartxfoxlife:
BlackheartxFoxlife Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
PERVET!!! LECHER!!! *kiss on yo forhead* But i love screwups like you!!!
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:iconhm149:
hm149 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012
and that is how Jiraiya died of STDs soon after new years
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:iconhytura:
Hytura Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That comidian's funny! :XD: Saw him on Just For Laughs.....ladies :rofl:
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:icongarnetelf:
GarnetElf Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011
Also, mistletoe has oval, non-pointy leaves... :P
Just so you know. I'm not trying to be nasty or anything.
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:iconticimama:
Ticimama Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2011
I saw this picture: [link]

And instantly thought of this comic :heart:
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:iconmiss-valerie:
Miss-Valerie Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
OH MY GOSH..HE HAS MISTLETOE...LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS!!!HURRY!
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:iconaurorastar1:
AuroraStar1 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hehehe he wouldn't get anything cause that's not mistletoe it's Holly XD
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:iconsirvegas:
SirVegas Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2011
And then Orochimarou appears on the scene...
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:iconseekersilovekallik:
SeekersIloveKallik Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2011
LMAO
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:iconbobis457:
Bobis457 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2011
*kicks him* you are a perverted person
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:iconcallmeik:
CallMeIK Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Pervy sage you pervy! hehe
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:iconnarutoeater:
NarutoEater Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2011
e-e-e-e-e-e-www.I love it!xD
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:iconichimokuren10:
Ichimokuren10 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2011  Student
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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:iconmetasyke:
MetaSyke Featured By Owner May 10, 2011
The second I saw Jiraya under the mistletoe, I knew exactly where this joke was headed. XD
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:iconcherrycartoons:
CherryCartoons Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2011  Student General Artist
don't feel bad, i thought mistletoe was red too for like the longest time XDDD
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:iconlitle-noa:
Litle-Noa Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
no and GOD NO
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:iconthemac1996:
themac1996 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol I thought of Demeri Martin when I read it, and couldn't stop laughing when I saw it in the artists comment
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:icontheendofmyfairytale:
theendofmyfairytale Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2010
too cute. besides, holly is more adorable than mistletoe anyways ;)
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:iconvioletwolfe:
Violetwolfe Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2010  Student General Artist
how does saying 'ladies' after everything sound creepy, ladies? oh right. i get it now
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:iconsam0m1023:
sam0m1023 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2010
Ahahaha jiraya XD
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:icontoraudewa:
toraudewa Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
It's sure it's creepy if you are talking to a bunch of muscled boys.
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SMOKER9 Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2010   General Artist
Leave it to the pervy sage. lol.
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:iconnarutofangirl1213:
narutofangirl1213 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lots of people draw mistletoe with red anyway XD
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xXxARTxISxAxBANGxXx Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
Oh boy *drools*
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pwned-by-twilight Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2010
I don't know WHY I'm looking at this 1 1/2 years after the fact... but I do agree: adding "ladies" after things does have an impact.

JUST LOOK AT MY SIGGY IN HONOR OF THE GREAT DEMETRI :dummy: (has been there for months)
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:iconhitsuji-hime:
Hitsuji-Hime Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2010
It's a bit out of season to be faving this...but I can't resist, XD
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:iconluvzanime1:
luvzanime1 Featured By Owner May 19, 2010  Student General Artist
oh that reminds me~! once i was putting mistletoe up around the house for a chrismas party and when peole showed up i put it in my back pocket and forgot about it..
later my best friend Justin laughed at me and asked me if i wanted him to kiss my ass...
i didn't get it until he pulled it out of my pocket and dangled it above my head....=w=
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:iconluvzanime1:
luvzanime1 Featured By Owner May 19, 2010  Student General Artist
lol why must you ruin christmas you damned perverted old man.....ladies..XD
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:iconhybridflowers:
hybridflowers Featured By Owner May 12, 2010
Teehee - I can only imagine Kakashi forseeing this and switching out the mistletoe for poison ivy!
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:icontaragirl:
Taragirl Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2010
wow...mistletoe has a white berry?? crap...
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:iconshadowshogun50:
ShadowShogun50 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Isn't mistletoe poisonous....
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:icontheflamesfightback38:
TheFlamesFightBack38 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Only if you eat large amounts of it.
And unless you want people to be kissing your kidney, eating mistletoe probably isn't on anyone's list of things to do.
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dotpascal Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
It's a deal :D I love your Naruto comics.
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:iconmiasaki666:
miasaki666 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2010
This is a bit creepy. But Jake is worse. :3
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:iconborishu:
borishu Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
DEMETRI MARTIN IS MY LOVE
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:iconchoppertheninja:
ChoppertheNinja Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2010
Oh God. XD If I didn't love Jiraiya so much, this'd be MUCH creepier. Not that it isn't still creepy. XD
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:iconprincessrad:
princessrad Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2009
yes... Jiraya :heart:

(yes Imma girl)

*kiss* O///o
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masquarade-princess Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2009
BAHAHAHA!!!! the reason mistletoe is used is because the white of the berry looks like semen.....it is also the state "floral representation" of oklahoma...(i only know that because i live here)
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:iconsilence-emily:
Silence-Emily Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
I thought I was the only person who knew that. XD
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:iconmasquarade-princess:
masquarade-princess Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2010
which part? the oklahoma part? or the seman thing?
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