I don't. I actually know quite a few girls like that... Sad to say, they're my best friends. If I had to compare myself to any of the characters, I'd have to be Antonia, simply because I'm the only sane one among my friends. :/
I know you're trying to be funny and I don't want to be a killjoy, but I don't like the idea that fandom is a disease. It makes me feel like I'm not in control of my own interests. I'll like what I like on my own terms.
I think I'd have to go with Jared.
He looks like he is moody, sarcastic and easily annoyed.